2026 Standings
Playoff Picture
| Seed | Manager | Team | Division | Record (H2H) | PCT | PF | PA | Max PF | DIFF | STRK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 BYE |
 Cody
DIV |
Ass Clowns ★ | Fartbox | 10-0 (5-0) | 1.000 | 1,226.10 | 947.85 | 1,338.25 | +278.25 | W5 |
| 2 | Steve DIV | Roadwarriors | Stinkwrinkle | 8-2 (5-0) | .800 | 853.75 | 564.90 | 1,077.70 | +288.85 | W5 |
| 3 | Gibb | Band Wagon Ass Eaters | Fartbox | 8-2 (3-2) | .800 | 1,074.60 | 946.15 | 1,246.90 | +128.45 | W3 |
| 4 | Jackson | FrenchTipsFantasyChips | Fartbox | 6-4 (3-2) | .600 | 1,034.05 | 972.05 | 1,189.45 | +62.00 | W1 |
| 5 | Jake | Hit and Ruggs | Stinkwrinkle | 6-4 (4-1) | .600 | 779.90 | 723.25 | 830.05 | +56.65 | W1 |
| 6 | Luke | Redeem team | Fartbox | 5-5 (2-3) | .500 | 861.45 | 920.90 | 1,060.35 | -59.45 | L1 |
| 7 | Manuel | Fields of dreams | Fartbox | 4-6 (1-4) | .400 | 832.50 | 930.30 | 999.20 | -97.80 | L3 |
| 8 | Bobby | PukaMayeHavePenixinBoutte | Stinkwrinkle | 4-6 (2-3) | .400 | 762.75 | 729.45 | 947.45 | +33.30 | W2 |
| 9 |
 Matthew (Ju-Tang Clan)
|
Ju-Tang Clan | Stinkwrinkle | 3-7 (2-3) | .300 | 691.95 | 812.60 | 888.75 | -120.65 | L2 |
| 10 | Eric | Desperado | Stinkwrinkle | 2-8 (1-4) | .200 | 884.50 | 881.35 | 1,059.70 | +3.15 | L1 |
| 11 | Ronald | Dont Touch My Nabers Nix | Fartbox | 2-8 (1-4) | .200 | 669.70 | 981.15 | 842.00 | -311.45 | L2 |
| 12 | Dom | Its A Process | Stinkwrinkle | 2-8 (1-4) | .200 | 594.60 | 855.90 | 728.40 | -261.30 | L3 |
Through Week 5. Top 7 make the playoffs (dashed red line); the 1 seed gets a bye. Division leaders seed first. Records are the total with the weekly league-median game, head to head in parentheses. Seeding uses the total, like Sleeper.