2024 Standings
Playoff Picture
| Seed | Manager | Team | Division | Record (H2H) | PCT | PF | PA | Max PF | DIFF | STRK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 BYE | Gibb DIV | Band Wagon Ass Eaters | Fartbox | 24-4 (12-2) | .857 | 2,833.05 | 2,398.80 | 3,237.75 | +434.25 | W10 |
| 2 | Steve DIV | Roadwarrior | Dookiechute | 22-6 (9-5) | .786 | 2,916.65 | 2,338.10 | 3,213.25 | +578.55 | L1 |
| 3 |
 Cody
DIV |
Ass Clowns | Stinkwrinkle | 15-13 (6-8) | .536 | 2,506.70 | 2,617.60 | 2,993.70 | -110.90 | W1 |
| 4 | Jake | Hit and Ruggs | Dookiechute | 20-8 (10-4) | .714 | 2,625.30 | 2,276.35 | 2,976.30 | +348.95 | W5 |
| 5 | Ronald | Huge Fucking Cock | Fartbox | 20-8 (10-4) | .714 | 2,552.25 | 2,338.95 | 3,042.40 | +213.30 | W1 |
| 6 | Rudy | IR sleepers | Fartbox | 16-12 (8-6) | .571 | 2,400.10 | 2,321.60 | 2,748.85 | +78.50 | L1 |
| 7 | Eric | Desperado | Stinkwrinkle | 12-16 (6-8) | .429 | 2,319.65 | 2,160.05 | 2,755.75 | +159.60 | L1 |
| 8 |
 Matthew (Ju-Tang Clan)
|
Ju-Tang Clan | Stinkwrinkle | 10-18 (6-8) | .357 | 2,317.55 | 2,439.60 | 2,860.70 | -122.05 | L2 |
| 9 | Jackson | TheNabersTouchedMyPenix | Stinkwrinkle | 10-18 (5-9) | .357 | 2,159.70 | 2,456.75 | 2,408.85 | -297.05 | W2 |
| 10 | Anthony | Madolla | Fartbox | 9-19 (7-7) | .321 | 2,200.45 | 2,357.60 | 2,525.35 | -157.15 | L4 |
| 11 | Manuel | Fields of dreams | Dookiechute | 7-21 (4-10) | .250 | 2,015.80 | 2,390.85 | 2,470.25 | -375.05 | W1 |
| 12 | Luke | Jank boteko | Dookiechute | 3-25 (1-13) | .107 | 1,808.20 | 2,559.15 | 2,142.70 | -750.95 | L10 |
Top 7 make the playoffs (dashed red line); the 1 seed gets a bye. Division leaders seed first. Records are the total with the weekly league-median game, head to head in parentheses. Seeding uses the total, like Sleeper.